squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

(Source: bonerbae)